Toby Funny Moments

Funny China Moments from our photos

Some random moments from our photos since about 2003…  a benefit of our extensive time and travels throughout China… a picture speaks 1,000 words?

Funny China 25 Tax on Americans BannerFunny China Air China 1st Class Smoking Area On Air China Funny China Air China 1st Class Window Seat with No Window Funny China Bicycle Delivery BoxesFunny China CNY Lion Dance Fucking Funny China architecture fire hydrantFunny China Emergency Make Love Place in WeiFang Shandong Funny China DJ Club China Southern Sky Pearl Funny China Employees must stop crying before returning to work Funny China Fake Dick Pouch Funny China Hot Pot Lamb dress barbie Funny China Hotpot humans  Funny China No Fart Funny China Penis Desserts Funny China Penis Shoes Funny China Printed shirt Fuck Jacket 1 Funny China Printed shirt Fuck Jacket Funny China Roast Beef order in China Funny China Shanghai Electrical Work Ladder Funny China Sign Press The Right Buttou Please Funny China Sign Seasoning For Duck Blood Funny China Toilet Sign Shanghai SignFunny China Soup for SLuts Funny China Spring Festival Crowds on Bridge Funny China Anhui monks basketball Funny China Animal Deliveries Funny China anti iphone face recognition Funny China Apple Haircut Funny China Arcade Machine Cigarettes Funny China Army Cleaning Shoes Funny China Army Wiping Tears Funny China Art Chinese Toilet Training Test Funny China Astril pissed off with China customers Funny China Automated Street Sweeper Funny China Automated Sweeper In Action Funny China Badaling Great Wall 2000 Funny China Badaling Great Wall On National Holiday Funny China Bathing In Masks Funny China Beach Crowd Party Funny China Beach Crowd Funny China Beijing boy with Fuck the system death to Bush Funny China Beijing Penis Building Funny China Beijing Sanlitun iPod Funny China Beijing Snack Food Seahorses Funny China Beijing Snack Food Starfish Funny China Beijing Wealthy Penis Funny China Bike Vases Teddy in Convertible Funny China Boy Tank JO Statue Funny China Boys with hair crazy Funny China Buddha Bike Funny China Buy Books Buy Weight Funny China CCTV Edit out Wu Xiubo Funny China Chair Seller In Shanghai Funny China Chinese man takes revenge for his country crashes scooter into Japanese car Funny China Chinese penis face tattoo Funny China Chinglish Enjoy Life Eat Out More Often Funny China Chongqing Metro through Apartment Building Funny China Christmas Cancelled Funny China Classroom IV Drips for Gaokao Funny China CNN home page Funny China Crocodile A La Orange Carrefour Nanning Funny China Damaged Durex Condoms On Sale Funny China Delicious condom Funny China Diarrhea Clinic Funny China Dog Blowjob Funny China Dog Carrier Funny China Dog Meat snack Funny China Drink Mice Funny China Drive By Turtle Sales Funny China Duck for Dinner Funny China Ducks Market in Guangxi Funny China duplicate license platesFunny China Facial Skin Care Products Condoms Funny China Fake Blind Guide Dog wwith Women on iPhone Funny China Family Friends On A Bike In China Funny China Family Outing On Motorbike 9 People On Bike Funny China Female standing Urinal Funny China Five On A Motorbike And On Phone Funny China Anus spa at VIP lounge at Guangzhou airport Funny China architecture sewer Funny China Art Dildo AshesFunny China Forbidden to Frolic on the Roof Funny China Fuck You Family Pizza Slut Funny China GaoKao while hooked up to I.V drips Funny China GFW CNN Story Blocking Funny China Great Wall Sign No Pee No Poo Funny China Hangzhou Vending Machine Live Crabs Funny China Head Stuck In Bus Funny China Human Hotpot Funny China Jaywalking Video Funny China Jiu Jiu Animal Hospital Patient survival rate not looking high Funny China Label Wash Without Child Funny China LangFang Kings Hotel Funny China Louis Vuiton Funny China Magical Penis Wine Funny China Manicure Set Funny China Migrant Worker Lamborginhi Funny China Mobile Bike iPhones Guy Funny China Motorbike Overload and Bike Blankets Funny China New Copywriter Chinglish Funny China Ninbgo sponsored Ambulance Funny China Non Normal Human Research Centre Car Funny China Orgy Coffee House in ShenzhenFunny China passenger opens planes emergency door to get some fresh air Funny China Peeing in Public Funny China Penis Cakes Funny China Penis Dessert Funny China Photocopies Of Originals Funny China Pissing Upside Down Funny China Art Police poster Funny China Police Surveillence Camera Funny China Pool DJ Jones Lee Toby Funny China Pool on Balcony Funny China Privacy Peeing Funny China Puppy Clothing Brilliant Funny China QingDao Masked Bathers Funny China Radioactive Children Playing Funny China RMB100 dream bedroom Funny China School Bus Funny China School Uniform01 Funny China Scott and his pipe room at Teppanyaki in Suzhou 4184889075 Funny China segregated toothpaste Funny China Delivery Bike guy with overloaded foam 1 Funny China Delivery Bike guy with overloaded foam Funny China Delivery in Shanghai of styrofoam on bikeFunny China Shanghai Cardboard delivery Funny China Shanghai Condom Vending Machine Funny China Shanghai Dog Makeover Funny China Shanghai Electrical Work in Street no hardhat on ladder Funny China Shanghai electrical work ladders Funny China Shanghai Rabbits to Market Funny China Shanghai shopping in diapers Funny China Shanghai Studio Chair Funny China Shanghai Thriving hotel Building Funny China Shanghai Thriving hotel door Funny China Sign Beijing Sex Luxury Shop Funny China Sign China International Chain Like Organization Funny China Sign China Toilet not allowed Funny China Sign China Toilet Funny China Sign could not connect to traslator service Funny China Sign Direct Marketing Truth In Advertising Funny China Sign Durian is Prohibited Very important Funny China Sign Kaohsiung Cultural Centre with Chinese Mickey Mouse art fixture Funny China Toilet Sign Star 1 Star Toilet  Funny China Water Tap in Sink failFunny China Sign Kaohsiung park no pooping sign Funny China Sign No Dancing Funny China Sign No over the shoulder bucket rods in this elevator 4163 Funny China Sign No Prostitutes Funny China Creme of Sum Yung Gai Funny China Sign no rifles or bonfires or picking flowers Funny China Sign Party School Funny China Sign Restaurant sign offering Dove Duck Turtle and Porcupine Funny China Sign scent of a woman pub likely not a gay 5190909217 Funny China Sign Service Suspended Funny China Sign Shanghai Jinan Temple Market Brands to Choose From actually a police warning Funny China Sign Shanghai Naughty Family Co In Our Somerset Apartment Building Funny China Sign Shanghai poster Toby lick nipple Funny China Sign Street China No Amish In Wuhan City Funny China Sign Street China No Car On Fire Funny China Sign Taipei City sign my new motto for Jekyll Hyde Funny China Sign Taipei sign maybe the motto of some of the company Funny China Sign Toilets With Options For Urinal Or Stool At Shanghai Expo Funny China Sign TransCentury Hotel Toilet Instructions Toilet Funny China Sign TransCentury Hotel Toilet Instructions Funny China Sitting on Plastic Bottles Radio Headphones Funny China Smartphone Bike Guy Funny China Spring Festival crowds train station Funny China Spring Festival Crowds Funny China Squat Toilets Facial Recognition Funny China Street Light to Overpass Funny China Street placement brick mistake Funny China street tree placement Funny China T shirt And Boring But Sex Would be a Technique Funny China T Shirt Another Cock You Cant Suck Funny China T shirt Cock Funny China T Shirt Masturbate Your Way to SuccessFunny China T shirt Cunts CATS Funny China T shirt Drug Strip Way of Life for Freedom Funny China T shirt Floral Decoration Funny China T shirt Fuck You Funny China T shirt I Dont Do Crysal Meth in the Bathroom Funny China T shirt If You think my tits are nice you should see my balls Funny China T shirt Its not gonna lick itsself Funny China T shirt Life is Short and So Is Your Penis Funny China T shirt Must Get Stoned Funny China T shirt My Pussy Tastes Like Pepsi Funny China T Shirt Niggas Love Blondes Funny China T shirt Too Drunk too fuckl Funny China T shirt Who the Fuck is Jesus Funny China T shirt Wish You Were Beer Funny China T shirt Work Hard Like You Blow Me Baby At The Terra Cotta Soldiers In Xian Funny China Cock Cole Funny China T shirt World Difference Execute Funny China T shirt Your a fucking piece of shit Funny China TaoBao Long Dongs Mens Woolen UnderwearFunny China Taped To Pole Funny China Terracotta Mickey Mouse Funny China Toilet with Audience Hotel Bathroom sink with sqaut toilet Funny China Toilet with sinks and no door Funny China Toilets Funny China Toilet Beijing No Shit 3 Funny China Toilet Beijing City 0676 No Shit Funny China Train Station Ticketing Crowds Funny China Sign Shanghai Jinan Temple Market Brands to Choose actually a police warning Funny China translate server error Funny China Underwear For Fatso Funny China Western style toilet sign in the Forbidden City Beijing Funny China Wheelchair Access Funny China Whole Day Im Fucking Busy Get Few Money Funny China Window for Exit When the Accident Appeared Funny China Winnie the Pooh Ban Funny China Xmas Factory for Santa Hats

Fun Shopping

TaoBao.com, the 10x larger than Amazon and eBay combined e-shopping mall of China, is a constant source of amusement, some of my favorites:

Rent a real life Boyfriend to accompany you to various events:

Funny China TaoBao Rent a BF

Or buy a custom rubber Boyfriend (qualities vary):

Funny China TaoBao Plastic BF

Spicy HotPot Toothpaste:

Funny China TaoBao HotPot Toothpaste

DIY Abortion kit:

Funny China TaoBao Abortion Kit

PS, I you want to steal my photo(s), please provide a credit link back to me at https://TobySimkin.com/Funny-China

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