2020 Santa’s diary entries

My 4 Stages of life:

🎅🏼  I believe in Santa
🎅🏼  I don’t believe in Santa
🎅🏼  I look like Santa
🎅🏼  I am Santa

My annual daily Santa diary of events 🎅🏼²⁰²⁰

This year, despite major events, I’ve undertaken to give my friends an unedited, no holds barred glimpse into my crazy month ahead of joy, exploits, travails and antics, as I prepare for my big night.

Be warned, it starts out badly, but of course has a happy ending.

Re-planning Dec 25 due to 2020 🎅🏼²⁰²⁰

Apprehensively looking back at 2020’s uncontrolled coronavirus; floods; hurricanes; USA lack of gun control; plagues of locusts; earthquakes; India vs China conflict; ice storms; anti-vaxxers; unemployment; lockdown rioting; USA racism; BREXIT madness; Calabasas helicopter crash; USA COVID-19 death toll; assassinations; Australian bushfires; tornados; conspiracy theorists; Tokyo Olympics cancellation; bankruptcy; immigration detentions; hail storms; covidiot protesting; California wildfires; Presidential election nightmare and general USA distress.Despite Melania’s hatred of things happy this season, I am determined to do my best to drop presents from my sleigh at a socially distant height to homes over much of the USA, and WILL endeavor to continue to deliver personally in the rest of the world as usual.

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A gift from Chief Elf DJ of my 2020 portrait 🎅🏼²⁰²⁰
Sadly, it seems that the artist captured an appropriate likeness of me for 2020. Hung by the chimney with care, takes on a more literal meaning this year. Goal for 2021: less solo drinking in my workshop — the soft toys wreak of scotch and nicotine lately.

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